Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan and the head of the European Union Jean Claude Juncker held a joint press conference where they announced the Turkey will formally join the European Union and become a full member state in a matter of weeks.
“We had no choice, he threatened to arrest me and the whole European commission.” Jean Claude Juncker said.
“Our brothers in Azerbaijan will also soon join the European Union.” President Erdogan announced during the press conference.
The German chancellor Angela Merkel reportedly fainted when she heard the news while screaming “ACH MEIN GOTT!” and “NEIN NEIN NEIN!” before collapsing into a senseless heap.
Angela Merkel after finidng out the news.
British Foreign minister Boris Johnson was quoted saying “I fockin told you this would happen you silly twats!”
Prime Minister of Hungary Viktor Orbán has said that work on a wall on the Hungary - EU border will start immediately.
The US president Donald Trump tweeted : “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHA.”